Thanks to the government not paying enough, the Teachers of Queensland have decided not to grace us with their presence next Tuesday while they go on strike. Yipeee!
But that made me think about the consequences of the strike.
Consequence number 1: We get the day off school.
Consequence number 2: Parents of little children have to have a day off work to look after the kids.
Consequence number 3: The politicians get pissed off.
Then, if the strike escalates, everything will start going to all hell because everyone is at home looking after their kids, and the government will have to give the teachers more money so we don't all die from the lack of the oh-so essential things like toothpaste and cigarettes.
But that made me think about the people who can't get higher pay if they go on a strike, because frankly, their services aren't that necessary.
Like Florists. I love florists, but I know a large amount of people who wouldn't care if they existed or not, which I find quite derogatory, because Florists make the world a prettier place.
If the florists ever decided to go on strike, the only way that they would ever get a pay rise, is if the crazy ass brides from hell start to egg the main offices of the floristry companies, because they can't get the antique shade pansies they want in the bridesmaids bouquets.
Then again, the government ministers might start to get jittery if they can't buy their mistresses precious bunches of roses, which are really just there to hush them up, while making them feel loved. Yes, those pollies are quite crafty.
So today is dedicated to the unappreciated professions that the female population would be lost without. Like florists, picture framers and Gynaecologists.